DNA Identification

What is DNA identification?  Well I have been trying to figure that out.  I have been reading lots of books about DNA identification and have found that DNA identification is just that, genetic identification!  Each person has a separate DNA identification that identifies them to the police. The police use DNA identification to catch you when you’ve killed or raped some one. You have no idea how much DNA is needed for forensic identification, which is the science that is behind such hit TV shows as CSI and LAW AND ORDER.  Folks, without DNA identification we would not have these stellar television shows, so that’s why DNA is needed for forensic identification, right?WRONG! How much DNA is needed for forensic identification is not a question of TV ratings and most people out there may think that’s it is because the level of intelligence is a relative factor to these types of matters. In fact the good people of America are not worthy of such damnation as a nation and how much DNA is needed for forensic identification is undelivered not only on TV but in day to day life.

I do not know when DNA identification started. I have never said I am an educated man.  But neither is the president and who knows whether or not you can trust DNA identification, at least that is the word on the street. I may not be educated in the academic sense but I was a beat cop for 12 years. I went down to all the all night cafe’s and hung around with Kerouac and his Queer friends. I was under cover of course, that I was taking it all in; it was all research on heartsick things that the force wanted to know, of course.  DNA identification came up a couple times while speaking on these all night “jams” that they had in the back of jalopies with bongo drums and pot.

But honestly that real deal DNA identification speaks for itself, as to how much DNA is needed for forensic identification and yes with out (joe blow) DNA identification we would not have many good TV shows.  But if you do not like DNA identification chances are you are a rapist or a killer because this is what DNA identification helps put an end to like on some of the TV shows I mentioned earlier.

DNA identification is important and you have no idea how much DNA is needed for forensic identification. In fact there would be no science with out it. And that would suck a lot because it would be bad for people that do not like rape and murder.  Like on those shows I said before that would be bad and I hate that stuff a lot because it is important to remember how much DNA is needed for forensic identification. I think they should start doing DNA identification on other shows. For instance, you could use forensic evidence to see if Martha Stewart or Donald Trump really were human. You could test ball players to make sure they were taking their own urine tests. How about using forensic evidence to prove whether or not those Survivor people were cheating? Well, perhaps even DNA testing might not be advanced enough to prove whether or not Martha is human, but it would make for interesting TV. For that alone, society would owe a debt of gratitude to technology.